Light, playful & quietly witty — this classic crewneck tee brings a slice of humor to everyday wear. A simple toast illustration and the line “Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it” sit centered on a clean white field, pairing minimalist design with a pun that earns smiles without shouting. The medium-weight cotton holds its shape, the ribbed collar stays neat wash after wash, and the tubular knit offers a smooth, seam-free silhouette that layers easily under jackets or wears on its own. Wear it to casual meetups, weekend errands, or low-key brunches when you want to be comfortable and a little clever.

Product features

- Medium-weight 100% Cotton.

- Tubular knit construction for a smooth, clean fit.

- Ribbed knit collar neckline & shape-retentive.

- Twill shoulder tape & tear-away label.

- Crisp Print technique. Responsibly sourced, Oeko‑Tex Cert.

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.

- Do not iron.

- Do not dry clean.

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F).

- Tumble dry: low heat.